d0nt-live-t00-fast: You can’t spell slaughter without laughter (◕‿◕✿)
mishi-chan: bonaventure-: my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” she’s the girl in our math problems hhahaha omg ^
raptor909: constantcalibrations: amporasses: oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together OH MY GOD WE WORE THAT DVD OUT FROM WATCHING IT SO MANY TIMES AS A KID AND WE STILL NEVER CAUGHT ONTO THAT
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO not all the french fries though
People: I love it when my girlfriend tells me she loves me.
Me: I love it when my microwave tells me "beep, beep, beep"
the-fiercest-fables: The good girls face their feet the wrong way around in bathroom stalls, tying their ribbon-tongues taut to muffle the vowel sounds water-falling in warmth over their two fingers pointed like a gun to their belly and the bad girls sit alone in dark choir rooms humming softly to cover sobs, counting calories and condoms, their bodies skipping periods like faulty...
sodamnrelatable: and here we see a visual representation of my life
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you...
a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 because you're single: priceless